"First of all, I'm Elegant Elliot Offen, it will loosen them up, number 1. Number 2, I'm Elegant Elliot Offen, I've been in lingerie, running 15 miles a day, high voltage, high power, high caliber, defying the world, unscathed riiight? unscathed, for 20 years, and because I'm a prime time celebrity they're gonna want to know about everything I'm doing"